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Joke of the Day
"The word ""Caesar"" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other."
Next Joke
"Dear @Ford what about an f-150 you could drive standing up in the bed like the truck was a boat"
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man? A dead baby can feed a family of four"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"
"Where does a vampire go to buy his sheets and towels? Bloodbath&Beyond"
"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."
"[I see a cute girl reading a novel] ""Hi there. I couldn't help but notice-"" *points at book* ""That you support the murder of trees."""
"Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe."
"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"