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Joke of the Day
"I saw a hooker sneeze.. So I handed her a tissue. She used it to clean off her inner leg."
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"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."
"What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat? Pounce..."
"Why does the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lips stick"
"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."
"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."
"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"
"Getting gilded is like losing your virginity I have yet to experience it... Edit: Thank you, abcriminal, for the gold. It was a worthy experience."
"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."
"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."