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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
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"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner"
"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"
"What do you call a midget that does cocaine? A low blow"
"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie his hands together"
"a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread"
"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."
"How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry? Give him a basketball and ask him what it says."
"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"