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Joke of the Day

"Fortunately I've never been brainwashed, so my mind gets dirtier each day."

"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."

"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""

"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""

"What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth? GingINVITEus in!"

"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!"

"How do you call an unfanny comedian? A youtuber."

"A joke I made up yesterday . . . Relationships are like socks. They're cool with me, as long as they are the same color."