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Joke of the Day
"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it forgets to use a condom"
"My mate just phoned me to tell me he had changed his name by deed poll to spinal column. ""Can I call you back?"" I asked."
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."
"When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person."
"Facebook needs an ""I've already seen this on Twitter"" button."
"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."