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Joke of the Day

"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."

"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."

"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."

"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"

"My son LOVES dogs and is TERRIFIED of them. Which is EXACTLY how I feel about my WIFE."

"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."

"Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code."

"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."

"Why were the potato people upset with their leader? He was a dick-tater"