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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
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"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"
"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."
"being a writer is a great job if you love looking at a blinking cursor and wishing you were dead."
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"
"Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark."
"I shot Quiet in the head on MGS5 She's really fucking Quiet now."
"If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,"
"Dead fly When you kill a fly, does it become a dead flew?"
"[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* ""chickety china the chinese chicken"" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* ""if i had $1,000,000"""