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Joke of the Day

"I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move."

"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"A recently conducted study reveals... Birthdays are good for health people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer"

"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"

"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."

"People who replace ""Christ"" with ""X"" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about."

"When does a gas become a liquid? When it stains your underwear."

"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."

"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"