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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die. Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work."

"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."

"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"

"Do you know what I hate most about Reddit? [deleted] EDIT: Yes! That's the joke!"

"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."

"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."

"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""

"What do you hear when a sheep blows up? Sis boom baa ~Carnac"

"I was thinking about where Luke Skywalker goes to buy his change of clothes while talking to my girlfriend. Me: I wonder where Luke Skywalker buys his clothes. Her: The Darth Maul. ;) I love my life."

"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"