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Joke of the Day
"I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestle."
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"Nike actually called me and asked me to stop doing it."
"This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it"
"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"
"tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away"
"Hillary and Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives? America."
"What's the difference between a lobster with a boob job and a Greyhound terminal? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."
"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."
"What is the highest form of flattery? A plateau"
"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"