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Joke of the Day
"Hillary and Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives? America."
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"What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a burglar? A burglar snatches watches."
"What is another word for a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"
"Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement... ""Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"""
"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"
"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"
"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."