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Joke of the Day
"Hillary and Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives? America."
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"Poles put Clinton 7 points ahead of Trump But Polish citizens don't get to vote Edit: Minor text change"
"Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help."
"What did one Snow Man say to the other? Hey, you smell carrots?"
"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."
"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"
"Light is useful It helps us 'c' things."
"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"
"What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks? England's return flight."