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Joke of the Day

"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...The first one says: ""I'll have some H2O"" The second one says: ""I'll have some water too"" The first scientist got angry because his assassination attempt failed."

"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."

"Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry."

"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"

"How do you call your gay friend With a homophone"

"Two of my favourite moments in my life were when I won my first fight and lost my virginity I hit him so hard he slept through the whole thing"

"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."

"Like my parents always said, ""you're in the wrong house, you live next door""."

"What's the most played song at Amish parties? Churn Down For What"