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Joke of the Day
"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."
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"Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire."
"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? UNDERLAY! UNDERLAY!"
"Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep."
"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."
"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."
"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""
"Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had Ebola... ""Ebola what, Cheerios?"" Best joke she's ever told"
"Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. ""I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody."" ""Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."""
"I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem."