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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broken can opener? A can't opener"
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"my New Years resolution is to stop making stupid New Years resolutions. I failed."
"Dad: Why are your eyes red, son? Son: I smoke weed, dad. Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot."
"Why do Avon ladies walk funny? ..because their lipstick"
"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."
"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"
"We were so much better at drinking and driving in the 80aTMs. You kids today really fucked it up."
"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."
"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."
"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."