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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."
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"Boyfriend is talking about taking me on a camping trip. Like, a real one where we'll sleep in a tent and pee outside. Is he mad at me?"
"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."
"My favorite part of The Bachelor is when a crazy emotional girl starts crying and he'd rather kiss her snot-nosed face than listen to her."
"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."
"My girlfriend has trouble with flying me too, that's why I use a plane."
"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months"
"I went to kuwait, found no squirrels there.. No animal can sustain a burst of oil everytime they bury a nut."
"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."