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Joke of the Day

"Presidential election season; that special time every four years when we find out who we just really shouldn't be friends with anymore."

"Do you know the difference between a strip club and an elementary school? If you dont your a sick mothafucker!!!"

"that show ""Intervention"" should just be called ""Haters"""

"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."

"Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food? It made his stomach falafel."

"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"

"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."

"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"

"Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just ""whities"" I suppose."

"Hello I'm Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog. It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it."