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Joke of the Day
"When is Iran not Iran? When it's a rock."
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"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."
"I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice."
"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."
"What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow"
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"
"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"
"History of panties... 50 years ago you'd have to pull down her panties to see her ass. Today, you have to pull her ass apart, to see her panties."
"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"
"My mom always has these great sayings for life, like ""Don't count your chickens before they hatch"" and ""Everybody hates you."""