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Joke of the Day
"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"
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"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."
"If my dad were alive today he would say, ""Mark stop telling people I'm dead"""
"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."
"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"
"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"
"Google Glass is the Segway of eyes."
"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"
"The therapist told my wife and I not to go to bed angry... we haven't slept in 36 years."
"You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis."