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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? Tell him he's a duck."
Next Joke
"I am a single male and I folded a fitted sheet at the laundromat today AMA!"
"RETIRED STUNTMAN: We didn't have fancy CGI. If the script said to drive a truck into a dinosaur, we drove a truck into a goddamn dinosaur."
"Shout out to my neighbors for the 2:00 am fireworks; I hope you enjoyed my 7:00 am weed whacking."
"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!"
"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."
"When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes ."
"Why do American's take letters out of words? Because they're lazy, and they hate U."
"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."