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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!"

"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."

"Do you know how to save a Muslim from drowning ? Click if you don't know the answer . That's good :) . // you can replace muslim by anything , it is a racist JOKE //"

"How is spam different to a penis? One is junk mail, the other is male junk"

"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."

"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."

"Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !"

"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."

"[oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk! PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*"

"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"