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Joke of the Day
"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."
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"Two blondes walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it."
"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane? If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor"
"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."
"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality."
"Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers... It's called ""Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"""
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"
"Why aren't koalas real bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications!"