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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"
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"Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon."
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"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."
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"A ""cup of Joe"" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal."
"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"
"TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade"
"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"