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Joke of the Day
"What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID? an impasta!"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"
"I TRADED MY ALARM CLOCK FOR A KOALA SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL HE STARTS BEGGING FOR LEAVES WHICH'S LIKE 3 DAYS"
"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."
"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."
"To the first person who took their picture with their phone at the bathroom mirror, you are a pioneer. We salute you."
"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"
"If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!"
"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."
"Pirates used to wear eye patches because they had hooks for hands"