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Joke of the Day
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... It's also terrible"
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"(Court) Judge: You're on trial for excessive use of astronomy puns. How do you plead? Defendant: *leans in until lips are on mic* No comet."
"What do you call a constipated German? Farfrompoopin."
"My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up"
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit"
"So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E"
"Knock-knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede under the Christmas tree."
"If you wait long enough, every cool thing starts to suck."
"Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding."