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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a constipated German? Farfrompoopin."
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"If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors what do you get? Snippy answers."
"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."
"Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough."
"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"
"Serial killer or nerd If a guy has a knife collection he's a serial killer if he has a sword collection he's just a nerd."
"""The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online."" - idiots"
"What did Tennessee? Whatever Arkansas."
"Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. ""No screens allowed."" On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. ""This is your mother now."""