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Joke of the Day

"Teacher to child: 'do you know how to spell banana? Child: 'Yes, but I don't know when to stop'."

"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."

"*being pulled away by security from flamingo pen at the zoo with a handful of pink feathers and a black eye* HE STARTED IT"

"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."

"What's reddit without the R&D? Edit:"

"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."

"The only time I seem to be able to count on people is when I nail an abacus to their heads."

"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"

"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."

"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."