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"Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."" Helium doesn't react."
"Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars"
"Knock, Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Let us out."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from..."
"When I tell my wife I'm gonna have to work late she knows it's code for I was playing with super glue and I'm stuck to my desk again."
"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"
"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."
"women are like pokemon, they were originally released for Game Boy in 1996 and now encompass a vast series of games, toys, and cartoo"
"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."