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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Grandpa went to the strip club? He had a stroke."
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"I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why ""I thought you asked for an ex-box?"""
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe"
"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""
"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!"
"Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough. mind=blown"
"I capture lions for a living... I guess you could say I take pride in my work."
"We get it poets: things are like other things"
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na"