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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Grandpa went to the strip club? He had a stroke."
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"two Penguins Two penguins went to the bakery and asked for bread. The baker asked: do you want white or brown bread. then te penguins replied: it doesnt matter because we came on our scooter."
"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."
"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"
"I got into a fight with the son of Odin.. I wasn't feeling well that day and when he was done with me, I said.. you're loki"
"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."
"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."
"I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding I haven't even handed it in yet!"
"Why do russians rush B? To break the rush-A stereotypes"
"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"