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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."

"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You're too young to smoke."

"DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :("

"You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless you sit down before the other guy gets up"

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."

"Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw) and boy do they make my cock look huge"

"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."

"What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston? My car can hit 50."

"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."

"I have a love hate relationship... Fuck everyone else."