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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"
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"What did the clock say to the other clock after she gave him a handjob? now give me a second hand job"
"Yo mamma is so fat her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight."
"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"
"Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me."
"My brother wanted me to watch his kid So I spent HOURS and HOURS childproofing my house. Wouldn't you know it? That fucker still got in."
"[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?"
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"
"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
"What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice? Dogecoin."