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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe they're still together after all that crap... ""Who?"" Your butt cheeks."

"My friend Jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off."

"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."

"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one"

"I heard the Daft Punk robots are headed to med school They'll soon be the Spin Doctors"

"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."

"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!"

"What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10? A dog knows what is 'no'."

"- You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?"

"What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""