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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays"

"What are the bouncers called at a gay bar? Flamethrowers."

"When Wall-E first came out I was like ""'what a profound statement"" and now, a few years older, I'm like ""gimme one of those sick chairs."""

"Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder? Because it wasn't his real dad"

"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisey noise annoys an oyster!"

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."

"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"