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Joke of the Day

"My attempt at a Mitch Hedberg joke ""Why are people always having their pizzas delivered? Just order them without liver."""

"If my name was Rudolph Spermguzzler I would introduce myself like this: Hi, I'm Rudolph Spermguzzler, sorry if it's a bit of a mouthful."

"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"

"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"

"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."

"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."

"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See you next period!"

"What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean. "

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."