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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle? My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle."

"911: what's your emergency? me: I taught my Dad how to text 911: the problem ma'am? me: he CALLS to say ""yeah, got ur text"""

"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."

"A Muslim started a line of sex toys ... He specializes in blow up dolls."

"My blind friend complained I was putting things in his way... He'll get over it."

"Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful? Everybody gets a happy ending."

"If you whisper, ""we're being watched,"" you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days."

"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician."

"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"