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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to a trial in Great Sept of Baelor today, AMA. Edit: Wow, this blew up!"
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"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"
"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"
"Chai Tea My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a pot of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty shi... The bruises will heal soon."
"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."
"I consider myself to be a ""political atheist"" because I don't believe anything politicians say."
"If you whisper, ""we're being watched,"" you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days."
"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."
"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."
"Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives"