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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives"

"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."

"Of course, ""The Situation"" isn't his real name. It's Theodore Situationson."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."

"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."

"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"

"Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really pissed off his daughters could be monkeys."

"i know we have cell phones and the internet, but i kinda expected the world to look like Tron by now."

"I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic"

"The best underwear jokes.... are brief."