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Joke of the Day
"I call my dick fun Because it's what girls just want to have!"
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"What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip."
"Did you hear about the guy who liked to stab himself in the eye? After a while, he stopped seeing the point."
"You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose."
"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."
"What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff? ""Geronimoo!"""
"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"
"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"
"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."