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Joke of the Day

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."

"3 Doors Down: ""Okay, so we've named the band. Now what?"""

"Drinking hard liquor is... pretty whisky business."

"I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"

"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "

"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist."

"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"