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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip."
Next Joke
"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."
"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"
"Frostbite!! It snow joke!!"
"When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat."
"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."
"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."
"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"
"Sales clerk: That handbag is very pleasing to the eye. Customer: Really? I don't like it. Giant Disembodied Eye: YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY IT"
"Wife: Why the hell did you buy a buffalo? Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it."