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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip."

"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."

"Remember that time when you didn't call, & a giraffe round house kicked your neck, & you fell off a merry-go-round & died?nnSo sad. Really."

"Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5'9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please"

"What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married? A cantaloupe."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I don't need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges"