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Joke of the Day

"[introducing you to my family] ""this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"""

"Why is a river really rich? It's got two banks."

"Adults have imaginary friends too... his name is God."

"This is very serious ... please read and be aware: IF YOU GET AN E-MAIL TITLED, ""NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON,"" DON'T OPEN IT.... IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON !!"

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"

"Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg"

"What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield? You can actually get through the minefield alive."

"My boss says I need to work on my people skills & he needs to work on his changing four slashed tires skills."

"What do you call a row of boxers-in-training? A shitty punch line."