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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield? You can actually get through the minefield alive."

"I doubt vodka has all the answers But it's worth a shot."

"What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by? ""Thirty six thousand, twenty four thousand, thirty six thousand, wow!"""

"What do you call a fish without any eyes? Boneless chicken"

"What key won't let you through any doors? A turkey."

"My dog ate a bunch of tissues yesterday. Looks like his ass is going to wipe itself for awhile."

"If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth."

"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"

"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"

"What's dry but slippery? A slipper"