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Joke of the Day
"Is it too much to ask for an attractive hot stalker....I mean, come on, seriously!"
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"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman"
"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."
"Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" TheOwlGoes. ""TheOwlGoes HOO?"""
"A masochist asks a sadist ""Please hurt me."" ""No,"" replies the sadist."
"* thinks of a tweet before falling asleep * decided to remember a ""key word* so I can remember it * wakes up * forgot key word"
"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"
"I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty. I go to the menu and....... alright I guess by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites"
"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up."
"What's special about twin fruit molesters? They always cum in pears."