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Joke of the Day

"What's common between Hillary and Bill Clinton? A jew blowing their presidency"

"What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird."

"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."

"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"

"One thing I want before I die, is to totally not be aware of the moment I die."

"Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?"

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was The Wall."

"My voice is like a pony, A little Horse."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."

"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"