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Joke of the Day
"What's common between Hillary and Bill Clinton? A jew blowing their presidency"
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"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."
"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn."
"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."
"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."
"boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar"
"LPT: Never trust anyone who says ""trust me"". Trust me on this."
"What do asian cannibals eat? ""rawmen"""
"Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!"
"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."