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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"
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"I love engaging with brands on the Internet!"
"Let's take a moment this Valentine's Day to think about how awkward it is for all the couples who started dating in January."
"Someone invented a yoga mat that rolls itself. If that person reads this tweet, I have a fitted sheet I'd like for you to look at."
"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"
"How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she."
"What is the most faithful insect ? A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !"
"Thats the thing about incontinence pants.. .. you're in control."
"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."
"Isn't it amazing that your wallet is always so close to your ass...but somehow never smells bad?"