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"What do French athletes wear? Jaques straps"
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"I'm so anti-social, my misery loathes company."
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"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep repaired..."
"""Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail."" - me making a phone call"
"Why can't you have sex with a nun? Jesus already saved her for later."