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Joke of the Day
"You've heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren't exactly black or white."
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"[sees woman reading] ""Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."""
"[Giraffe Weatherman] ""Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."""
"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"
"When I was at the diner tonight my waitress had a black eye. When I ordered I ordered real slow because apparently she don't listen so good."
"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."
"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"
"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."
"Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do? Pier pressure"
"[sees some cut grass] ""Nice"" [sees some ripped leaves] ""oh yea"" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] ""holy shit"""