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Joke of the Day

"My doctor wanted a stool sample a urine sample and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear. Classic Rodney D"

"Capitalization... Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"

"Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep."

"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"

"I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad... for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?"

"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"

"Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends."

"I got my son a stripper for his birthday. My wife wasn't impressed, but it's not every day he turns 4."