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Joke of the Day
"Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers!"
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"Why people hate the devil? Why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?"
"Dark Humour Dark humour is not everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby"
"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."
"What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business? A Pte-redact-yl"
"Have you heard about Trumps plan for Mexicans [Removed]"
"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"
"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""
"NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*"
"Why did the circus animals go on strike? The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share."