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Joke of the Day
"my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card. i guess he really is a man after my own heart."
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"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? A repost."
"ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle"
"Dark Humour Dark humour is not everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband."
"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a police car. A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside."
"What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !"
"How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain't hard...."