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Joke of the Day
"I found a pot of gold today... Au yeah"
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"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"
"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"
"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."
"For Valentine's Day, I bought a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates... ...and passed out alone on the couch, same as every night."
"I really don't have much of an opinion on alcoholic beverages during the holidays... You could say I'm pretty eggnogstic."
"*friend bites off beer bottle cap at party* HONEY! HONEY!! NOW!! NOW!!! *wife jumps out car with a hundred jars from the fridge*"
"You can even hide a dead body in Terms & Conditions, No one will ever know."
"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"
"Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance. That's it..."